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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
safitheartist
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onceuponatimeinerebor

I'm literally so obsessed with this guy.

He finds these tiktoks of people freaking out about things they see on airplanes and explains why it's fine and then EVERY SINGLE TIME he goes of on a really long, extremely detailed tangent about Lord of the Rings lore before casually going back to his original topic just before the video ends.

Can you imagine being that intensely knowledgeable about aeronautics and still having enough brain space left to remember every detail of the lore from a fictional series of novals that's so exspansive they teach university level classes about it?

transhuman-priestess

Every time this guy shows up on my dash i wanna fuck him more

the-haiku-bot

Every time this

guy shows up on my dash i

wanna fuck him more

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Source: tiktok.com
honey-sunny-bee
andorology

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

kestrel-tree

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

bananonbinary

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.