dj, cue the jock jams, please
Hi. Look at this.
I just spent two days straight making a digital conspiracy board trying to piece together my favourite genre that isn't really a genre and more just a very particular niche which doesn't really have a name.
If you want to look I reccomend downloading and zooming in on the image to read everything LMAO, I want to try and convert it to a page on my neocities at some point so its easier to view but for now you guys just get a big ol' jpeg. You're welcome :)
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
Canon things that we should not let fall into obscurity:
• Dick was an excellent basketball player and played on the school team
• Dick plays both the guitar AND the accordion
• Jason had a pet dog when he was itty bitty. The dog's name was Sparky
• Tim is a skater. He skateboards and is pretty damn good at it, both as Tim and Robin
• Tim and Bruce both like The Clash. Alfred is Britishly Offended by their music
•Jason loved books as a kid. To support this, Bruce had a mini library built right in his bedroom
•Alfred and Bruce collected first edition books ever since Bruce was a little kid. It's implied this tradition was also carried on with Bruce and Jason
•Damian steals items from his brothers. He's stolen a helmet from Jason, escrima sticks from Dick, possibly one of Tim's bo staffs and I'm 75% sure he's stolen one of his father's cowls
•Barry Allen's real name for a time was Barrence Allen.
•Tim was a boarding school kid. He spent the first half of his life in boarding schools and didn't go to a semi normal school until he moved in with Bruce and went to Gotham Academy.
•Tim did not drop out of high school, he was kicked out because his father did not pay the Brentwood boarding school tuition (because posh boarding schools don't let you attend if you have no means of paying or aren't there on scholarship). It's unclear if Tim ever finished high school or if he just got a GED.
•Correction!: After Brentwood, Tim did go back to a local high school. Unfortunately, he had to drop out again after Bruce died and Tim went on his infamous search. (Thanks everyone who pointed this out!)
•Cass is teaching herself how to read and gets very frustrated with it, but is stubbornly pushing through. We're very proud of her
•Duke has a Nest. He has his very own base of operations and it is stellar
•Steph's father was friends with Edward Nigma. The Riddler spent some time living in Steph's house with their family. They probably had to share a bathroom. (Imagine that chaos)
•Baby Steph dressed up in a cape and Super shirt and pretended to be Superman
•There are four members of the Dead Robin club: Jason, Damian, Steph, and Dick. He was once dead for about five minutes, killed by Lex Luthor before being rescusitated. Likewise, Steph's heart stopped before Leslie was able to revive her before squirrelling her away to Africa. Cass's nomination is up in the air as she has died but was not a Robin.
•Only Tim is member of the Thought Dead But Not Really Robin club
•Dick and Steph are members of both clubs and are considering getting punch cards.
•Duke is the lucky bastard to be part of neither club. He lives in terror of the day he gets a membership
•Damian tried to kill Victor Zsasz. He really thought he succeeded. But Victor survived and no one's really sure how, and the fact that Damian did his best to kill him is never mentioned again
•Steph can speak Swahili
•Roy Harper's original vice was heroin addiction due to being undercover. In New52 it was retconned into an alcohol addiction.
•Talia. Is. A. Good. Person. And. Morrison. Fucked. Her. Over.
•For a time, it was believed that Lady Shiva was Jason's birth mother
•It is unclear if Two Face has been disbarred from practicing law or not
Update: Sorry for any mistakes I made.
This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.
But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.
when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh
okay but this makes bugs bunny her leonardo dicaprio


















